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Zombies Demotivational Poster


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - I think I'll survive just fine. It's the rest of you nuts that need to worry.




ZOMBIE LIBRARIAN - Better undead than unread.




THE U.S. ARMY - They know the Zombies are coming.


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 3.83/5

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OBAMA ZOMBIES - Similar to regular zombies only they don't care about brains.


TAGS: funny obama zombies
Rating: 2.89/5

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Smokey - November 5, 2009, 5:20 am
Love shaun of the dead. Wish they could do a sequel.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...




A SQUARED PLUS B SQUARED EQUALS C SQUARED -


TAGS: algebra zombies
Rating: 4.95/5

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Chrysophase2003 - March 27, 2012, 2:04 am
Dang, I'm rusty. Took me forever to work out. But what I want to know is who can *** skulls twice each on full auto?
jorgejs76 - March 22, 2012, 6:18 pm
aren´t they all ready dead?
mariand - March 21, 2012, 3:34 am
there are at least 16 missed bullets... the sure thing is that 40 bullets hit and kill the target... calculus is correct.
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 8:10 pm
wait a minute... if there are two mags@30 rounds ea - that makes 60. At a 70% accuracy rate, 42 were required to kill 20 Z's. So, if a zombie rounded 58 were actually used - what did the other 16 rounds hit? And wouldn't that change the actual spree time?
mariand - March 20, 2012, 5:29 pm
math is always challenging... for sharp minds


FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants


TAGS: food pyramid aliens zombies plants
Rating: 4/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:32 am
Perhaps the aliens ARE plants. Eh, eh?
hootizz - September 16, 2010, 7:38 am
Yes.., it is to do with the fact that they can not a***ly probe them...


BOSTON POLICE - Amber Alerts Terrorism Alerts Zombie Alerts




RUUUUNNNNN -




ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm
He is just with him for his mind


MAKE THE BEST OF IT - it's all you get


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 4.82/5

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SteveFurlong - August 25, 2012, 9:57 am
A rolltop desk? Well... it weighs about 200 pounds. I guess I could drop it on them. What about the stuff in the desk? A roll of stamps, my checkbooks, and a pile of bills. Yah, that'll do it. Bury them in bills.
EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 4:07 am
am i supposed to give them paper cuts?
EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 4:06 am
I Have 2 use a Printer
Alix - August 9, 2012, 12:45 am
a bike seat ... mite work ...
Sho - August 7, 2012, 3:53 pm
Corpsebusters?
Airman - August 7, 2012, 3:16 pm
I have a phone there.. who you gonna call?
mariand - August 7, 2012, 12:44 pm
d***... you got me...a pint of beer... now I wonder if zombies drink beer...hehehe
CloudchaserS - August 7, 2012, 4:40 am
Your average affordable quality microphone stand.
project28 - August 7, 2012, 3:55 am
A Post-It note...great
caveman - August 7, 2012, 2:04 am
A pillow...
steve1961 - August 7, 2012, 12:33 am
A pushpin...that works for me :D
Sho - August 7, 2012, 12:33 am
My left Skullcandy earpiece...
spacedog - August 6, 2012, 11:05 pm
Small acoustic guitar, should tune out those zombies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2012, 10:37 pm
An Orson Scott Card Novel?....I guess I'll just convert the zombies to the latter day saints and tell all the g** zombies to go to hell. (don't you hate it when you find out an artist you like is a religiously twisted homophobe)
Greeny - August 6, 2012, 9:47 pm
Lucky me, sack of almonds
rerun - August 6, 2012, 9:18 pm

I guess I will be fighting with a bloody mary


ZOMBIE APOCALPSE -


TAGS: hunt zombies
Rating: 4.81/5

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Reality Lord - November 18, 2010, 7:22 pm

i'm in the nations capital...ottawa...where u from dude?
CANADA - November 16, 2010, 8:57 pm
RL must be in the wrong part of Canada
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:40 pm

actually ice i figure i'll head down to your neck of the woods. i'm canadian dude...no guns up here...lol.
CANADA - November 13, 2010, 6:50 pm
Love this one!
ICEMAN - November 13, 2010, 2:02 pm
Just remember RL, I shoot back.


NERF JESUS IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! -




WORSE THAN ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies nazis lawn gnomes
Rating: 2.77/5

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DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:15 am
I need one. No, I need 10.


LIVING DEAD -


TAGS: jesus zombies
Rating: 3.68/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 8:41 pm
Lol nice one.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 7:35 pm
Sure, he's son of God and all... but still ain't dumb enough to hang 'round zombies without steel-toed boots!


JUST WAIT A MINUTE! -


TAGS: brains drivethru zombies
Rating: 4.1/5

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LexaScarlett - December 2, 2012, 11:26 pm
Ooh, donuts!
TheGrayFox - May 25, 2010, 10:29 am
oh **** they can drive? we're screwed!
Kamui - January 6, 2010, 5:23 am
****. If they can drive now, we're in trouble.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 20, 2009, 11:38 pm
HHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA


FIRST ANNUAL RUNNING OF THE ZOMBIES -


TAGS: uggs zombies nobull
Rating: 3.63/5

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5150monkeylove - February 10, 2011, 12:35 am
oh, I thought mine was cool for about an hour.
5150monkeylove - February 10, 2011, 12:35 am
don't feel bad... we have all made a crappy zombie poster before...115168
nabzaf - February 10, 2011, 12:19 am
Thank you sir.... when i made this i smiled for about a sec then it was gone..... lol will have better ones soon
Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 11:42 pm

good first poster dude...good...not great...good. lolz
nabzaf - February 9, 2011, 3:29 pm
grammar..... who needs that we're undead..
Greeny - February 9, 2011, 3:24 pm
were ar the grammar nazis? Zombies get 'em?


MAYAN APOCALYPSE - Screw the false alarm! We're tired of waiting for the Zombies, we're going after them. Wakey, Wakey, eggs and Backey.


TAGS: zombies undead graves cemetary
Rating: 4.44/5

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MashiMashi - December 29, 2012, 9:58 pm
I couldn't be bothered to read the article on why the kids were in the graveyard, but if it was me. . . that's one field trip slip that aint coming back signed by a parent, I'll take an in school suspension thank you very much.
Ozbad - December 28, 2012, 9:28 am
*grin*
Reality Lord - December 26, 2012, 9:18 pm

lol...nice twist


ZOM-OM-NOMBIES -




ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


KILLING ZOMBIES - Its hard work but someones gotta do it


TAGS: zombies guitar baseball bat chainsaw
Rating: 3.07/5

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internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 9:30 am
Ironically, the picture would make a cool t-shirt design (if it isn't already)
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:49 am
the more I look at this the more I guess it's only a product placement of Apple's iPod...
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:32 pm
just another type of Axe forseti... Hey, you can also double *** on a fret board :)
forseti - July 28, 2011, 2:51 pm
And don't forget your guitar... !.... ???....


HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains


TAGS: highschool high school of the dead zombies arts and crafts artscrafts artsandcrafts craft art manga anime
Rating: 2.9/5

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ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many up*****s as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am
Ok, what manga is this from?


AVON -




BABY ZOMBIES - Whoopie Cushion of the apocolypse.




MUST BUY... - ...iPad


TAGS: ipad zombies
Rating: 4.24/5

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salearling - July 28, 2014, 10:52 pm
Still Simon Pegg's best movie.


BRAAAAII-EH?!? - Monkey bread always fakes out zombies.




THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - This guy is prepared, are you???


TAGS: zombies guns
Rating: 3.78/5

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MeIsGerman - July 25, 2015, 9:27 pm
All I have is an Airsoft M92FS Inox, a huge amount of Gun Knowledge and the old MPi/KMS Bajonet of my Grandpa. Is this enough?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2010, 11:17 am
We Canadians need not fear Zombies...We plan to line the borders with the Quebecois. They'll a**ume that none of us have brains and move on.
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 11:03 am
and enough firearms in my neck of the woods to hold off a russian invasion
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 11:02 am
I got a pushbar on my truck :)
Bartimaeus - June 15, 2010, 10:52 am
A knife is the best weapon for a zombie apocalypse, because blades don't need reloadin'. Also, EVERYONE RUNS FASTER WITH A KNIFE!
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:13 am
4th from the left. I can't quite tell if it's a Remington 700 or a Savage.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:12 am
Jingle - He has a nice bolt action already, but for the price a good M-44 would not be a bad idea, if for nothing else, to trade for some guys 17-year old daughter... ERR UHH I mean his truck, yeah... his truck... or some gold.
JingleWolf - June 14, 2010, 11:43 pm
This person is missing the very essential rifle every good revolutionary/survivor needs. A good old Mosin-Nagant!
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 2:45 pm
In any disaster, the fat guy should always be pushed down first, especially if you're on a staircase. That way all obstacles are out of your way and you can have a good laugh while you're at it.
BriaHere - July 15, 2009, 2:31 pm
You don't have to be faster than the zombie, just the slowest person running from said zombie.
LogicDude - July 15, 2009, 2:18 pm
You've got red on you.
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:47 pm
knowledge is our best weapon
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:46 pm
I got the audiobook. I have listened to it several times. It is very funny.
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:38 pm
of course, The Zombie Survival Guide, a must own for fighting the living dead
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:36 pm
borrowed from Max Brooks book?
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:31 pm
rule two; Use their head, cut off theirs
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:30 pm
Rule one of zombie survival, Organize before they rise!
Ed-Hyde - July 15, 2009, 1:10 pm
Hazt to be European zombies. Can't be racist don'tcha know. I have a bush-axe and a sh**gun. I'm covered. Long enough to trip my best friend and run for it.
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:59 pm
Wait, but are we talking African or European zombies?
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 12:57 pm
Neighbor.
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 12:56 pm
Why would I want to shoot a zombie? In this god-foresaken, desolate wasteland, with nary a creature stirring as far as my eyes can see? I'd welcome another ambulatory being to share my nature walks with.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:53 pm
If you live in England, I think you are allowed a club, maybe a sling.
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:52 pm
I have strange neighbors.
BriaHere - July 15, 2009, 12:51 pm
I am not at all prepared. The most lethal thing I own is a fork. Or maybe my guitar, it's heavy I guess.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:50 pm
From your neighbor?
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:43 pm
Am I the only one who would just steal a tank?
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:40 pm
SKS, spas12, daewoo K2... Badnews for the Ghouls.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:39 pm
Not as much as I like, but probably better than most.


NO CAMPING - During Zombie Bear Season




ZOMBIES - They're getting desperate as well


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 3.67/5

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HERE I AM -


TAGS: walking dead zombies ownage
Rating: 3.33/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:42 pm
The only people I hope live on The Walking Dead are Rick, Andrea, Daryl, and Glen. The rest can become Zombie poop for all I care.


PARANOIA - Not necessarily a bad thing


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 2.91/5

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Conker - February 1, 2011, 6:18 am
I want one :D
DotDotDot - January 5, 2009, 8:20 am
I would suggest the "Emergency Zombie Defense Station" and the book "The Zombie Survival Guide"... n..not that I have either of those things *whistles innocently*
+2 Longsword - July 9, 2008, 9:13 pm
I must say, that's awesome. (not Amesome either...)
Drenix - May 27, 2008, 12:05 am
I must admit, I want one of those... those zombies wont die on their own... well, die again.
Carlos - May 22, 2008, 12:05 am
Lmao.... nice


NAZI ZOMBIES - When simple zombies just don't enough.


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 2.42/5

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Woody - July 3, 2009, 7:19 pm
You are right there.
Jmac0585 - June 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
Nazi(including spelling and grammar) zombie is redundant.
Zombie Grammar Nazi - May 31, 2009, 3:53 pm
"just don't enough" ... yep.


TRAFFIC CONDITIONS - Better than average.




THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - They often have many tastes. I like them best with vanilla frosting!


TAGS: brains cupcakes voices zombies
Rating: 3.52/5

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BuZZbomb - October 22, 2009, 3:54 pm
Thanks for the compliment, Ag!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:40 pm
110% awesome, Buzz!


ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds


TAGS: zombies chicks women brains minds pancakes
Rating: 2.71/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 5:30 pm
I HATE tunnels, but I still love this Moti. Well done!


NAZI ZOMBIES - Bonfire anyone?


TAGS: cod waw call of duty world at war nazi zombies xbox
Rating: 2.28/5

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Sniperzoo - November 9, 2009, 7:42 pm
... AND YES, I did get that high... actually higher; i got up to 100, but then died...
Jacob Determan - October 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
Ya dude that is F@cking insane i have only gotten to 30
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:35 pm
kick a** game
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 9:21 am
Level 50?!?!?!!! Bull f***ing ****!!! highest ive ever seen/done is 28


VEGANS -




ZOMBIES - Have holiday spirit, too




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TAGS: retail sales zombies army military customers
Rating: 2.45/5


Zombies -




ZOMBIE VS. SHARK - Best movie fight EVER!


TAGS: zombie 2 zombies shark sharks undead living dead horror
Rating: 2.64/5

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jake - August 1, 2009, 5:26 pm
*cough cough*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:56 pm
Or Jake's getting worse.
jake - August 1, 2009, 3:40 pm
yeah, jalford is getting better...


ZOMBIES - Like us you thought they were still human. But all they are... is repetitive memory... Driven by the simplest of urges.




WORLD WAR Z, FIRST WAVE - Ain't exactly going to be a threat.


TAGS: zombies apocalypse people attack funny
Rating: 4.4/5

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ipaprime - January 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
actually i believe he is on the menu as an appitizer


PLANTS V.S. ZOMBIES - Seems like I got to plant some more Venus Fly Traps, dontcha think?




ZOMBIE SHERLOCK HOLMES - aka The Inspectre




*VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES: CAULIFLOWER.... -




NUNS - We were wrong to fear the zombies.




THE PLAYGROUND - WHERE KIDS CAN BE KIDS AND PARENTS CAN LOOK UPON THEM FROM A DISTANCE AND SMILE WITH SATISFACTION


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 4.14/5

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kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 5:53 am
HELL YEA! THATS MY BOY! 5L


IT'S COMFORTING TO KNOW - That paris Hilton can save us all from a zombie invasion




THIS IS IT ! -


TAGS: zombies halloween lol funny t***
Rating: 3.15/5

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Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 9:39 pm
*face Palm*
Hawamleh - October 9, 2010, 7:01 pm
My early Work Sucks, Hell Most Of My Current Work Sucks, and i was just trying to make a joke... not my strong point.
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 9:39 pm
Don't question mods publicly... it's not kosher. Take it to PMs, but not here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 7:29 pm
It's not your place to question what is approved or by who. Think back to your early work and ask yourself some hard questions about quality...I know I do.
Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
Ok Mooo, But Still This is bad quality... I'm Betting it was aggy while on one of his guinnes runs :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 4:11 pm
Well. That's an inappropriate question Hammy....None of your f***ing business.
TheTrashHeap - October 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
The pic had great potential.
culos - October 8, 2010, 12:46 pm
I choose not to comment.....
Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 12:02 pm
Moo, did you approve this?
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:38 am
Wow, just wow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:29 am
What the hell?....poster fail and epic username fail......1L


ZOMBIES - Apparently, very common in mexico.


TAGS: zombies signs mexico
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 12:45 am
Mine's a signed copy.
pzykosiz - July 28, 2010, 12:42 am
note to self: don't buy hustler this month
ICEMAN - July 28, 2010, 12:41 am
You gotta admit though. She ain't bad for 81.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2010, 12:32 am
Nah....but I got that issue of hustler that your mom was in.......Big is beautiful my a**!
ICEMAN - July 28, 2010, 12:21 am
I ain't talkin'. Doin' alright. Did you get that gift subscription to 'Unzipped' that Aggy sent?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2010, 12:16 am
do you find it hard to talk with all those balls in your mouth?.....how's it going ICE?
ICEMAN - July 28, 2010, 12:14 am
Too bad you can't fill them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2010, 12:07 am
Even Me?.... I wore my big boy pants today!!!!
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 10:58 pm
I was only kiddin around TOC.
thatonechick - July 27, 2010, 10:56 pm
Yeah...
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 10:55 pm
*the sound of crickets* ...tough crowd... =)
thatonechick - July 27, 2010, 10:54 pm
Stop means stop for everyone, guys. No more, okies?
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 10:46 pm
was his thoroughfare to this public work denied on account of his desire to have nothing to do with it?
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:37 pm
LOL! Grey, Grey, Grey.
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:36 pm
All you can do is grab a beer and some chicken fingers... and watch TOC work.
GreyScorpion - July 27, 2010, 10:35 pm
stop! hammertime!....can't touch this...
pzykosiz - July 27, 2010, 10:32 pm
yeah, unfortunately you can't hammer that into a thick head
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:28 pm
Pzy.... it's words from the wise... but not to the wise. Amazing that some think it's smart or their right to argue their standards on someone else's site.
pzykosiz - July 27, 2010, 10:26 pm
you've already annoyed two moderators, just on this poster. i recommend stop while you're ahead angelous
thatonechick - July 27, 2010, 11:50 am
I also say stop, and will refer you to poster 93396.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2010, 11:20 am
You need to stop.....you're not making any friends here."comprender"?
angelous - July 27, 2010, 11:05 am
BTW, is "PROHIBIDO" not "PROHIBITO" :)
angelous - July 27, 2010, 11:03 am
Now... Who's shooting who?. Lo siento de verdad amigos, pero esta comunidad ha resultado estar llena de un montón de niños inmaduros que no aceptan que se equivocan... Anodino, fútil y ridículo!.
TheTrashHeap - July 27, 2010, 8:30 am
Some noobs are unable to see the funny for the facts.
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:58 am
aim for the funny....aim for the funny... =)
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:57 am
LMFAO, cranky!!!!!!!
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:56 am
But, if you understood basic humor, you know (anyone does" what "prohibito" and a circle with a slash means. Then, the fact that he's posed like a zombie. Well, it doesn't take a genius to explain the rest.
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:55 am
ironic no?
angelous - July 27, 2010, 12:54 am
The text says exactly this: "No thoroughfare to every person that has nothing to do with this public work".
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:43 am
This isn't an open-forum discussion. Do not add useless fact to a poster that's trying to be funny. It's called sand-bagging, and it's not tolerated. Let poster makers try to be funny. Or, shall we begin to have a few people critique your posters indepth?
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:41 am
Comedy is an exaggeration... and liberties are taken to reach the goal of laughter. If you ignore fact immediately, then it's funny. Ok, well... it's an attempt at funny. I know spanish very well... and didn't mention the translation. Why? Comedy.
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:39 am
angelous, i don't speak spanish, can you tell me what the sign says?
angelous - July 27, 2010, 12:38 am
spanish speaking person*
angelous - July 27, 2010, 12:35 am
That was not a sh**, accept the criticism, as an spanish parlant person, I said (and say) this motifake doesn't make sense, maybe the idea is very good and funny (in my opinion), but doesn't make sense.
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:29 am
Not the right response. Again... if you can't take advice, although delivered harshly at times, then you may be at the wrong site. And you haven't been here long, so I'll just say that taking sh**s at mods isn't funny, smart, nor impressive to anyone.
ICEMAN - July 27, 2010, 12:29 am
That's right, poke the beast in the cage.
angelous - July 27, 2010, 12:27 am
Ok Mr. Important.
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:23 am
Very untrue... the seasoned regulars do, too. You need to not take offense, and realize that although a bit harsh (welcome to the real world), we are trying to help. We've been there, done that.... you know?
angelous - July 27, 2010, 12:12 am
I'm being constructive, not destructive. Btw, it seems that the only ones who have the right of giving an opinion are the moderators.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:59 pm
Don't sandbag posters... not even the ones that will tank on their own.
angelous - July 26, 2010, 11:50 pm
Hey!, This motifake doesn't make sense, It says: "Prohibido el paso a toda persona ajena a la obra", which has nothing to do with zombies (btw, spanish is my first language)...


ZOMBIES - Now into advertising


TAGS: zombies newspaper
Rating: 2.53/5

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lulz. - September 1, 2008, 6:35 pm
kids okay too.


ZOMBIES - Definitely NOT Pro-Mac!


TAGS: august challenge zombies from culos
Rating: 3.62/5

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thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:28 am
All I know is... My Mac, and our Linux still work. The PC does not.
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:26 am
It's not just the simplicity of linux based machines, it's the familiarity.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am
I thought it was because hackers try not to target root because it can easier infect linux-based machines... Maybe I'm dumb. ???
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:22 am
It's actually because of the complexity of the hardware layout. Macs have a very strange wiring and that's what makes the process of writing programs for them so difficult.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:58 am
Pretty much, Chompers. Mac users are unimportant. (I have one, I should know.)
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 10:54 am
Do you know why there are so few viruses for macs? It's because NOBODY CARES!!!!!
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:27 am
That's... just not true, Zook.
Zook - August 13, 2010, 10:08 am
haha, stupid people macs now have more viruses then pcs.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 12:54 am
This was a "Clickable Distraction" and it was totally worth it! I love your posters, LD. 5.
Koradan - September 23, 2009, 3:16 pm
Lame. PCs do way more.
voice of reason - September 7, 2009, 10:41 pm
seriously mac owners stop being arrogant ja****ses just because you bought a cpu that costs twice as much as mine and does half the ****. if you look after your cpu you dont need all the virus protection **** from mac
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 7:38 am
****, James, that was piss poor.
James - September 4, 2009, 7:37 am
Mac: It's missing the Virus that acts as brains for the PC.
-.- - August 30, 2009, 9:10 am
it should be the other way around! mac FTW!
Weapon X - August 30, 2009, 4:57 am
AMSOME
RAWR - August 29, 2009, 5:51 pm
...so apparently the Mac is missing something...
BriaHere - August 28, 2009, 7:54 am
Think it over Jake, I'll give you a clue Zombies eat....?
Reality Lord - August 28, 2009, 6:41 am

great poster. not sure whats funnier...the poster or jake totally not getting it....lol.
bagel - August 28, 2009, 12:03 am
LMFAO Jake if you don't get it your clearly just like the mac dude.
Jake Eagle - August 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
dude, the zombie ate the PC guy, and that make's him definitely NOT pro-mac how? i should put this on fail blog or something.
LogicDude - August 27, 2009, 1:14 pm
I don't own a Mac...but I'm also not very PC!
Guest091 - August 27, 2009, 9:07 am
You`re probably Pro-Mac yourself, huh Logicdude? lol
Woodywood03a - August 26, 2009, 4:41 pm
Very very cool Culos and Logic!!!!!
doofenshmirtz - August 26, 2009, 4:37 pm
that is awesome I think my left testical fell off and rolled away I laughed so hard.
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm
Props go to Culos for finding this pic!


ONE PIECE - NOT VERY EFFECTIVE -


TAGS: one piece monkey d luffy thriller bark zombie zombies
Rating: 2.72/5

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DarthMalicious - March 3, 2011, 1:39 pm
The easy way can be the most deadly


OH LOOK - The next generation of voters.




DE-EVOLUTION -


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reality Lord - September 15, 2012, 8:14 am

i'll ask rerun if he wants it.
falloutghoul - September 14, 2012, 8:42 pm
I think this might also do well in MotiTwist!


Why Zombies Hate Hallowe'en -


TAGS: halloween zombies costumes idiots
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:23 pm
Alrighty...check it out as soon as I can...thanks!
MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:22 pm
Thanks for the vote. Kinda bummed cuz the local Zombie walk this year has been cancelled. Too bad it was so much fun.
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:29 pm
MissPriss I made a little card for you couple weeks ago in the forum moticaption has returned, page 3 :)
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:20 pm
Haha, that's great! 5L


WHO NEEDS LOVE - WHEN YOU HAVE ZOMBIES TO KILL




COMING SOON - Night Of The Living Idiots.




UNDERDEAD -


TAGS: overkill zombies and s****** flesh wounds notwithstanding
Rating: 3.12/5

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agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 9:15 pm
A sensitive subject that few ever address.


NAZI ZOMBIES! - Because they do look better on FIRE!




RISING OF THE ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies alzheimer
Rating: 3.58/5

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agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 11:30 pm
Where are the Alzheimer patients? We have TOP men working on them right now.


ZOMBIES - Can't live with them They can't live




DIFFERENT HEADINGS - Sometimes Have The Same Meaning !!!


TAGS: different heading same meaning women men zombies brains
Rating: 2.79/5

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Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 11:15 am
I say: Wealthy Newspapers Their classifieds can differentiate between brain-s****** fiends and money-s****** fiends.


ZOMBIES - For once they get to wield the chainsaw and not those stupid survivors.




ZOMBIES -




ZOMBIES AND KIDS - "hello mrAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"




EVIL ERNIE -


TAGS: evil ernie lady death zombies comics villans
Rating: 2.24/5

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darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:27 am
If we go Archie, I'm gonna Pick Sabrina the teenage Witch. She was Platinum blone, ***y bowl cut, and had h** wh***s for aunts. And no... not the T.V. Show. the comic.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:12 am
Which means one of two thing, either nearly untouched landscape do to the steroids, or he was just a Moose, and you are riding down the frigging 8 lane highway to jaina town, and the tunnel is HUGE!!!.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 4:09 am
She was clean. Veronica... well, that's the one that's worth putting up with the spoiled brat routine. But Midge? She was the one who... well, Moose.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
NEVER...Betty was wholesome and angelic. How dare you say such a thing!
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:05 am
oh, nah, I am cool with it. But Betty was WAY more likely to give it up, the girl next door is usually WAY easier that the Rich b**** up the hill. She wouldput out before Ronnie could steal her man.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 4:05 am
Distinct similarities, methinks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 4:02 am
Actually I really like some of your posters darkangel. But aggy is right about anything comic/anime related.......See: Jalford.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 4:01 am
yeah, Betty wasn't giving it up and Veronica was just a tease.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 4:01 am
Hang in there, dark. Anime is a small market here. Keep cool, keep working on it.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:59 am
LMAO! It seemed worth the risk! Midge was definitely the "active" girl.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:58 am
I always thought it was just me Aggy. I still have dreams of getting my a** kicked by moose.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:56 am
Yea. The really sad thing, I played out doors, and ran to get everywhere... Do you remember that? Running to get everywhere, like Forrest Gump... Anyway, I didn't get into comics except for x-men until I had a job and could buy them myself.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:55 am
Midge! FTW!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:52 am
and midge.....oh Midge, sigh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:51 am
Sounds like my childhood, But while I had a bike poor Aggy had to ride his burro to school.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:51 am
The only ***bs were on Betty and Veronica.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:49 am
The only comics I read as a kid were Mad, Cracked, Archie, and some Superman. Otherwise, I played outdoors. It's what we did back in the day.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:48 am
and some ***bs wouldn't hurt either.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:47 am
If it's votes you're after, I suggest being funny and not posting anything about comics or anime.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:45 am
Uh... She had HUGE... TRACTS OF LAND!!!! Do I need more ***bs before I et votes.. Cause that could lead to... Well... Horrible paint mishaps. Remember where comics came from, and look up what you don't know, fans. Use UR minds for something besides tit
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 3:41 am
That's nice. What about this huge-***bed chick..?
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:39 am
Which is kind o fmy point... Everyone remembers the h** huge ***bed chick messing around, no one remembers the whole reason she showed up in the first place, which was to wipe out the living and rule a world of the dead, hence her zombie Executioner.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:33 am
Yeah, my comic books were on cave walls.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:33 am
****y little bugger.
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
I was... Probably being born. You guys are old is what I'm getting at.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I was 12 and i have no idea who he is.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
He was created in 1991... when I was 23. Sorry, I wouldn't know who he is.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:25 am
Come on guys, remember your comic book heritage. I don't care about the poster, so much as the memory or a character forgotten. REMIND THE MASSES ABOUT COMIC HERITAGE. lol. or something like that.


ZOMBIES - They Get All The Chicks.


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 2.14/5

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Anusmonsterfinkleson - November 23, 2008, 3:43 pm
I want to shove my **** down that bloody throat.
pro - November 9, 2008, 7:34 pm
Gee whiz! How did that happen? Seriously, I'm the one in the middle! ... Braaaiiiins!
BloodLicious - November 9, 2008, 3:05 pm
Wow, how did my pic end up here?? Seriously, that's me on the right. The wonders of the intraweb...
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 5:59 pm
I wouldn't brag about that..
Thexthy - November 3, 2008, 5:57 pm
HAHA!! Who made this!?! Thats me in the picture on the left! To funny!
Cubbybear - September 10, 2008, 2:11 am
LOL...you really said that
aPauling - September 2, 2008, 11:45 am
That's because they love women for their minds.


Living Dead -


TAGS: memories living dead inlaws zombies
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 18, 2014, 1:45 am
Thanks Grey...much appreciated!
Greybeard - June 17, 2014, 8:21 am
Great. 5 arrows to the heart and fav'd


Feed them!? -




PARADE ROUT -




MOTIFAKE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: mods timmys zombies rerun sounds like a b grade movie
Rating: 4.66/5

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Kilted - February 22, 2012, 3:34 am
Is that art from something? I love a good zombie comic.
GaryO - February 22, 2012, 1:32 am
RLord, which art in he….wait, yeah, this is art
rerun - February 21, 2012, 8:57 pm

One would have to have met me to know that, um.....nevermind.
gas - February 21, 2012, 12:41 pm
brilliant xD
Feasibly - February 21, 2012, 9:20 am
I see Rerun's been picking at his sores again.
Zetmonk - February 21, 2012, 4:51 am
Heeeectic.
forseti - February 21, 2012, 1:12 am
Cranky put that leg bone down!!
crankyhead - February 21, 2012, 12:52 am
Om nom nom nom... need5 5alt... om nom nom...


IT - This is how "IT" Start!!


TAGS: zombies japan tsunami apacolypse armeggedon
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 9:26 pm
Salps can get big enough to s****** you!
spypengen - April 30, 2012, 9:40 am
#IT_HAS_BEGUN!!!!O_O 5L


ZOMBIES - Will follow you absolutely everywhere




BEST OF THE BEST ZOMBIES -




HAITI - Hurricanes....Earthquakes...yeah... Well...at least there aren't any Zom... Oh yeah..that's right...we live in Haiti


TAGS: haiti zombies
Rating: 3.33/5

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Preacher Man - January 14, 2010, 9:08 pm
Yeah, but in Haiti the Zombis are slaves, not brain-eating angry mobs. They can use their Zombis to help in the clean-up effort. Like the screensh** from I Walked With A Zombie.
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 9:04 pm
Lmao! Nice one! 5 Brain-Hungry Li- ****! ZOMBIE LIONS!


WORLD WAR Z, THIRD WAVE - Replacing the 'Double Tap' technique with the 'Gasoline Flare' option




PHONIES -


TAGS: perpetually smiling corporate zombies
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - June 1, 2009, 11:21 pm
Praise, cont'd.


FREE ENERGY - Just wrap Jimi or John in some copper wire and place between magnets.




KILL IT WITH FIRE!! - Burn off the oil before it reaches the SHORE. KILL IT WITH FIRE!! The best way to unwant something!




WHY NOT? - At this time next year, it'll be the ZOMBIE APACOLYPSE! And fighting off hordes of the UNDEAD!




ZOMBIE DIET CHANGE - hmmm. Tastes like chicken




ZOMBIES ON A TRAIN - Where is your God now?


TAGS: zombies oh shi
Rating: 2.31/5

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AirStryke - February 3, 2010, 2:24 am
Yes, thats me.


ZOMBIES - ARMY OF ZOMBIES ROCK




FINE DINING - In Leningrad people are a delicacy!


TAGS: russian leningrad zombies cannabalism
Rating: 1.8/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:37 am
The insult is felt by all 2,116,252 who were murdered in Leningrad.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 9, 2010, 7:21 pm
Awesome frikin flick. Don't remmeber the name though. the HERO, his bro and their girls were smoking shrooms zat turned them into zombies. He shoots zem after they turn. But the cops arrestimicate him as he tries 2 shoot himself. He then infects county
spacemarine981 - December 11, 2009, 7:02 pm
spacedog I think they are doctors all the zombies are wearing scrubs
spacedog - December 11, 2009, 2:52 pm
Is the guy being eaten a police officer or prison guard? The others are all dressed the same so they could be inmates or a dance company.
spacedog - December 11, 2009, 2:49 pm
The pic is cool, SM981. I didn't get the reference quite the way you intended. I just thought it another "In Soviet Russian, bread line eats you." kinda thing and they have been done to death...er...undeath. We still get them.
spacemarine981 - December 11, 2009, 2:38 pm
k I just wanted to make sure thanks for the criticism. This was my second motifake I think. Any tips for making other ones or how I could have improved this one?
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 6:32 pm
We get it, but the poster is not funny at all. Sorry, but keep trying.
spacemarine981 - December 10, 2009, 6:31 pm
do people get the reference though? during the siege of Leningrad during WWII Russians had to resort to cannibalism because they ran out of food.
Zed - December 9, 2009, 8:11 pm
As General of the 1st Zombie Battalion, I find this poster tasteless and offensive. That picture was obviously taken in Munich. Leningrad's streets are filthier.
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:35 pm
It's only offensive feature is the lack of creativity.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 7:33 pm
I dont find it funny.
spacemarine981 - December 9, 2009, 7:30 pm
is the Leningrad cannabalism too insensetive or is this not nearly as funny as I think it is? I am new to demotivating(?)
spacemarine981 - December 9, 2009, 7:28 pm
is the Leningrad cannibalism to insensitive or is this not as funny as I think it is?


ZOMBIES - They would eat your brain.


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 1.64/5
c-bear - March 21, 2009, 8:21 pm
his tongue looks like a ***k and balls


FAIL - DIE YOU GOD DAMN ZOMBIES!!!!


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 1/5

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pzykosiz - April 15, 2011, 11:00 pm
this poster is just fail


ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 8, 2015, 1:58 pm

Gave it 5L, despite the fact that the 28 Days Later (and it's sequel here) movies feature rage infected people, not zombies... Good concept.


my coworkers -




I'M SO LONESOME -


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 4.88/5

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Rick69 - March 2, 2016, 3:46 pm
Aw...
mizzdizz - March 1, 2016, 11:24 am
hahaha! That would be a definite downside! ^!


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